Everybody knows that Geezers have a wealth of lore gained through years of experience and hard work. Up until now, it's been the norm for people to acquire this lore The Hard Way .- But no longer.
"Geezer Brand" Products
Proudly Presents:
The Geezer Book of Home Remedies
(A guide to the secret knowledge of the Geezer)
Now you can hold your head up with the knowledge that you have Special Gifts.
Now you can walk with confidence, knowing that you have Secret Powers